5 Word Story

[little1uk]

Seen this on www.visordown.com and reckon we should start one,

The rules are you use 5 words, ill start us off and see where the story goes,

lets get all the members on this


Today i went to the.......

[rs3 mille]

Seen this on www.visordown.com and reckon we should start one,

The rules are you use 5 words, ill start us off and see where the story goes,

lets get all the members on this


Today i went to the.......

roundabout and battered a gsxr

[little1uk]

which wasnt very difficult considering

[carpe diem]

roundabout and battered a gsxr

the next thing you know...

[little1uk]

an R1 apeared from yonder

[carpe diem]

Hmmm i thought,i wonder

[little1uk]

why the knob bought that...

[carpe diem]

Black one,Red is faster

[little1uk]

Funners strongly protested that claim

[carpe diem]

Meanwhile back at the lay-by...

[little1uk]

a man in speedo trunks

[carpe diem]

Was giving his Blackbird a...

[knotty]

a rub down with soap

[little1uk]

ooooo can i help said....

[knotty]

the R1 rider as he ....

[carpe diem]

Spots the large skid marks...

[little1uk]

which was slightly embarrasing for

[knotty]

for the guy in the....

[knotty]

speedo as he started to...

[little1uk]

wish he'd wiped more carefully...

[knotty]

so the guy on the...

[knotty]

R1 said that he would.....

[millekid]

clean those skid marks up.....

[little1uk]

which was nice of him

[knotty]

the guy wearing the speedo ........

[little1uk]

took them off and handed

[millekid]

the smelly speedo's but....

[knotty]

the R1 guy was intreged.....

[millekid]

at the size of the ....

[cornhoolio]

Back tyre, a 190! Hah!

[little1uk]

that explains the thickness of

[millekid]

the mans speedo's which ....

[little1uk]

were obviosly far to tight

[millekid]

the r1 rider suggested ....

[knotty]

he should just ride without ........

[little1uk]

with a cheeky 180 grin

[millekid]

which made him look like.....

[little1uk]

a very very wise man

[little1uk]

just then, a policeman came

[millekid]

and said whats going on .....

[little1uk]

cause im a nosey copper...

[carpe diem]

Well i was just washing...

[little1uk]

the tide roll in, and

[little1uk]

washed it roll away again

[millekid]

why said the officer.....

[little1uk]

dont wanna look at skidmarks

[little1uk]

anymore he replied with a

[millekid]

sarcastic look on his face....

[knotty]

and asked why he wasn't...

[little1uk]

sellin the R1 as its...

[knotty]

a good bike and all ...

[little1uk]

but a little bit gay

[millekid]

the r1 guy said it's.....

[carpe diem]

The speedos been fiddled with...

[knotty]

then another copper shows up....

[little1uk]

but couldnt pass a Vtwin

[knotty]

the v-twin got away and...

[little1uk]

the search was now on...

[millekid]

the officer set in pursuit

[millekid]

but because the bike was ...

[little1uk]

but his pandacar is slow

[knotty]

a vtwin it pulled hard....

[little1uk]

the 180 tyre realy grippin

[millekid]

and becasue it's black ....

[knotty]

he made a hard right...

[millekid]

and slid into a ....

[little1uk]

an alien standing there and

[knotty]

he crashed and lived but....

[millekid]

killed the poor alien ...

[little1uk]

funny world said the copper

[millekid]

five years later ....

[millekid]

the aliens ghost came to ....

[little1uk]

see dancing on ice, which...

[millekid]

which the alien ghost found ...

[little1uk]

a little bit borin so

[millekid]

so he went to scare .....

[millekid]

the speedo guy ...

[knotty]

and he was still washing...

[little1uk]

them skidmarks out them speedo's

[MASHMAN]

with his long forked tongue

[millekid]

although it had been .....

[millekid]

five years they still had ....

[carpe diem]

A slight aroma to them...

[little1uk]

but not a nice aroma....

[millekid]

because it smelt of old....

[little1uk]

Bruce Forsyth, didnt he do

[carpe diem]

shite tv,yes said the...

[little1uk]

fat controller, is he still

[carpe diem]

making shite tv,said thomas...

[little1uk]

fraid so he replied, percy...

[carpe diem]

Thrower might have some vanish...

[little1uk]

left from Blue Peter, what

[carpe diem]

The fairy liquid rocket ran...

[little1uk]

saked the studio for valeries

[carpe diem]

tub of oxy-action skid remover....

[little1uk]

as if by magic humpty

[carpe diem]

vanished through the round window...

[little1uk]

didnt he do well said....

[carpe diem]

Bill,flobalobalob said ben,where's...

[little1uk]

a tissue ? i dont swollow.....

[carpe diem]

replied carpe diems avitar,little1uk...

[little1uk]

giggled slightly as he stroked......

[carpe diem]

the now impatiant policemans cock...

[little1uk]

no, a fluffy little kitten.....

[millekid]

that looked like a ....

[carpe diem]

nice sweet pussy,that needed...

[little1uk]

defleeing, the dirty stinkin pussy....

[carpe diem]

Was also really wet,it...

[little1uk]

belonged to a top pornstar.....

[millekid]

which made carpe diem feel ....

[carpe diem]

her name was Alota fagina...

[little1uk]

carpe diem loved alota fagina....

[carpe diem]

And she loved his big1...

[little1uk]

liner jokes, she laughed until....

[carpe diem]

someone painted her Rsv Black...

[little1uk]

cause it would be faster...

[carpe diem]

than a suzuki RF900,although...

[little1uk]

its red like your rsvr....

[carpe diem]

DOH! replied diem, why cant...

[little1uk]

i stop puttin my size....

[millekid]

in little1uk's exhaust

[little1uk]

when it is delivered, then....

[millekid]

you can play with it...

[little1uk]

said carpe diem, just then......

[millekid]

little1uk's exhaust arrived ....

[carpe diem]

Speedo man said to Alota...

[little1uk]

wanna see a skidmark love ?....

[millekid]

she replied ohhh yes ...

[little1uk]

so without further ado he....

[millekid]

removed his speedo's and....

[little1uk]

the sniper lined his sights....

[millekid]

and waited paitentley to .....

[JaseRSV]

fart, before anyone noticed that...

[little1uk]

the sniper had shot one....

[little1uk]

of speedo's nuts clean off.....

[millekid]

ohhh i bet that hurt .....

[millekid]

shouted the gsxr neighbour but....

[little1uk]

the copper who was still


evening millekid, here we go again :thumbup

[carpe diem]

Bollocking Milliekid for riding on...

[millekid]

his front garden like a ....


evening to you too little1uk my dad rs3 mille and rsvr47 said hi :thumbup and carpe diem :D

[little1uk]

superman does when he flies....

evenin every body, nice of you to join us carpe diem, my misses thinks im neglectin em when im on here, im not, i just forget about em, theres a difference

[carpe diem]

way beyond the RSV zone...

hello again,how could i possably miss it...:biggrin

[little1uk]

well i never, said zippy....

[millekid]

but the carpe diem ....

[millekid]

tryed to beat millekid....

[millekid]

round the policemans front garden ....

[carpe diem]

but carpe threw some Kryptonite...

[little1uk]

and hit bungle in the ....

[millekid]

boll0cks which hurt as ....

[little1uk]

like it bloody well would...

[carpe diem]

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

[little1uk]

frolicin around with black beauty....

[millekid]

was the stars from ....

[millekid]

broke back mountin they were ...

[little1uk]

a couple of dirty puffs......

[millekid]

making the next film ....

[millekid]

broke down gixxer it starred ....

[millekid]

an r1 rider and a ....

[little1uk]

bunch of sad twats, never

[millekid]

to be seen only by ....

[little1uk]

after dark due to there...

[millekid]

gay bikes which were ....

[millekid]

a r1 a gixxer a ....

[little1uk]

shitty in line 4 rubbish

[millekid]

and a peugot scooter ....

[carpe diem]

not a big v twin Throbber...

[little1uk]

all finished the decoratin which...

[millekid]

looked fast in black and ....

[little1uk]

TAKE 5 BOYS.... Im missin somethin here, im answerin to it, blink and its all changed, is it me or are we havin technical difficulties

[carpe diem]

Houston i think we have a problem:confused

[millekid]

TAKE 5 BOYS.... Im missin somethin here, im answerin to it, blink and its all changed, is it me or are we havin technical difficulties

yeah i know it's only because we do not know who is going to reply at whatever time ... we usaully reply at the same time so this :jack the story so we end up changing bits lol :biggrin

[millekid]

carpe diem and little1uk log into chatroom we chat on there

[little1uk]

Millekid behave yaself, carpe diem keep up and ill go make a cup of tea, right then carpe you go first then onwards and upwards :thumbup

[little1uk]

Noddy had used a chatroom....

[little1uk]

pass me the gun he.....

[millekid]

said like terminator although ....

[little1uk]

his hat displayed a bell......

how goes it MK :thumbup

[millekid]

which was really annoying but ....

hi little1uk .. :thumbup

[little1uk]

big ears needed to hear...

[millekid]

that his missus was having ....

[carpe diem]

Her Boiler serviced by the...

[little1uk]

mostached german porn star who....

[millekid]

was angry because ...


soz mate

[little1uk]

you did 3 not 5....

[carpe diem]

which is punishable by having

[little1uk]

ya bell cut off and .....

[millekid]

that would hurt because it's ...

[little1uk]

your favourite bell, but thats......

goin to see the simpsons film tonight so gotta get showered and go soon

[carpe diem]

terible says the porn star...
that is no excuse little1 forget Homer and family,this thread comes first...

[little1uk]

i needed that bell for.....

i know i know, will be back later tho:devious

[carpe diem]

Having fun with Alota Fagina...

[carpe diem]

such a nice girl but...

[little1uk]

the wooden leg just gets.......

[millekid]

in the way and thats ....

[little1uk]

why Paul McCartney had to.....

[carpe diem]

Twist and shout,but yesterday...

[little1uk]

all his troubles seemed so .....

evening me old mucker :thumbup

[carpe diem]

far away,he needed help...
Good evening to you...:biggrin

[little1uk]

or did he need somebody.....

[carpe diem]

like eleanor rigby,or lucy...

[little1uk]

no, not just anybody, pleeeeeaaaaaaaase........

[carpe diem]

release me let me go...

[little1uk]

but pussycat pussycat where are ...........

[carpe diem]

you and Little red rooster...

[little1uk]

and my oh my delila......

[carpe diem]

oh forgive me delila, i...

[little1uk]

should move and live alot closer....... :nana:lol

[carpe diem]

but i would walk 500...

[little1uk]

miles but you live 500......


congratulatrions carpe diem your a superbike twin

[carpe diem]

i"m leavin on a jet plane...
:thumbupcheers mate and its a red un...

[little1uk]

a shiney black rsv mille......

[little1uk]

type of jet plane, unless


your doin a millekid and changin it when i aint lookin :eek:

[carpe diem]

it needs redbull for wings...


yeah sorry bout that,gettin carried away:eatcorn

[little1uk]

ladies pads have wings, which

[millekid]

help them fly so it....

[little1uk]

flew to spain and ended.....

[millekid]

up in valencia circuit which ....

[little1uk]

was fast and furious like......

[millekid]

a white rsv with a ....

[carpe diem]

Crazy Welder on a black one...

[little1uk]

amberlin slowly along a country......

[sharky]

when a really fast one

[carpe diem]

Ridden by a Plumber went...

[little1uk]

ooooo that'll cost ya love......

[carpe diem]

i'll just have to nip...


I know what you mean about the ass <<<< though little un,kinda draws you too it Mmmmm.

[little1uk]

down the suppliers, ill be.....



evenin carpe, how goes it wi you me old mate :thumbup

[carpe diem]

back soon,he he he...

how do fella...:thumbup

[little1uk]

then ill charge you an........


i keep touchin and lickin the screen :lol:lol:lol:tounge2:tounge2

[carpe diem]

Make out like ive repaired...

Wanna be carefull youll get fried like your mate in the avitar...:biggrin

[little1uk]

it but obviously i aint.....



thats me, i not been well :biggrin:biggrin

[carpe diem]

just rattled me spanners around...

[little1uk]

peeped in ya knicker draw......

[carpe diem]

Helped myself in the fridge...

[little1uk]

wipped me cock onya pillow.......

[carpe diem]

And pissed in your tank...


Little1 goin off this you would make a crackin plumber...:thumbup

[little1uk]

then charge ya £600 for......


yer, im bin around :devious

[carpe diem]

just the bloody call out...

[little1uk]

HAY EVERYONE, CARPES A PLUMBER......:thumbup:lol:spit:supergay:biggrin

[carpe diem]

:roll :confused :scared

[little1uk]

Millekid i think were stumped.....

[millekid]

you too log onto chatroom :thumbup

[little1uk]

said the dirty old man........

[sharky]

as the farmers wife bent......

[little1uk]

over double and showed her..........

[millekid]

very nice tatto on her ....

[little1uk]

big fat saggy arse which.......

[millekid]

made the tatto look like ...

[little1uk]

a crumpled crisp packet, although.......

[millekid]

the tatto was supposed to.....

[little1uk]

look like a butterfly, why...........