New Leathers

[trackrod944]

To celebrate my purchase of my Mille, I've brought a great set of black one piece leathers. Just one big drawback tho', I'm too embarrassed to wear 'em, as they're so shiny and new. Any suggestions on how I can make 'em less virgin, (short of kickin 'em up and down the road for a few hours).

[rs3 mille]

give me your kneesliders soon wear them out sunday:devious

[little1uk]

Mate nobody will give a shit, a couple of rides and they will look used, new gears new gear, everyone buys it from time to time and has the same trouble :thumbup:thumbup:thumbup

[TarkMalbot]

I am the opposite! I have a nice new shiney bike an dmy leathers are all scuffed, ripped and dont match...

[little1uk]

At the end of the day Gentlemen its about ownin and ridin ya bikes, it aint a fcukin fashion show :thumbup:thumbup

[Abakab]

You could join the 'Virtual Riders' on here and not worry about the new leathers as they will look beautiful hangin on the hanger above the bike in the garage!!!

Either that or do what i did and just go out on your own for a few times and they soon get covered in flies (especially in the evenings)

Whatever happens, it dont matter what you look like - its how you ride the bike!!!

[NewBoots]

This is a bit worrying...I have to say the last thing on my mind when out for a razz is checking out the cut of my fellow rider's attire...'those leathers really compliment that lad's beer belly' isn't the thought that runs through my head!!!

[little1uk]

yer yer i know what ya sayin mate.............................. just out of interest tho......... does my bum look big in mine ? :devious:devious:eatcorn:eatcorn

[Abakab]

Little1 - your problems not how big your ass is... Its how small you are for your bike!!

*smiles sweetly*

[little1uk]

Oh i see, its a size issue again...........im bigger than i look you know :confused:confused

[rs3 mille]

good job my leathers are made to measure:lol 42small i think:devious

[Abakab]

Is that a speeeeeling mistake?! Did you mean 42 waist and "small" round the groin area?! (all them years of tak slappin from overcookin the corners) - Oooops, that's KISS MY RSV's job... Sorry... Please dont whip me... I enjoy it too much!!

[rs3 mille]

small round the waist is what you meant i'm sure:devious whip you into shape sunday:lol:lol:lol

[Abakab]

You gotta be nice to me... Im too sweet and innocent...

[rs3 mille]

you sweet and innocent i dont think so:biggrin

[Abakab]

I am... Altho you lot seem to try and corrupt me!! And im sure i will learn - no matter how painfull it is... *clenches cheeks*

[rs3 mille]

us lot! you mean little1 :lol

[Abakab]

...No comment...

[little1uk]

good boy, you keep quiet like uncle little1 told ya :biggrin:biggrin:biggrin

[Abakab]

HELP!!! I FEEL VIOLATED!!!

*MEH* at least i can see over the top of my screen on my bike...
Altho, keepin his head down allows him some extra speed, which let's be honest, he needs as he cant reach the gear lever to change up & keep up!!

[little1uk]

ooooooooooooooooooooooo get you, cheeky :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[bad boy]

Oh i see, its a size issue again...........im bigger than i look you know :confused:confused
No your not mate,i spoke to your mrs:devious:devious

[little1uk]

she gotta learn to lie :devious:devious

[NewBoots]

yer yer i know what ya sayin mate.............................. just out of interest tho......... does my bum look big in mine ? :devious:devious:eatcorn:eatcorn

You look delightful darling!!!!:love2